Unbelievable!

I actually don't hate the suburbs but like all sane-thinking people everywhere, I do hold a strong dislike for them. As a result, I was kind of surprised to see that this prime piece of real estate was open. And hey, it'll still be worth something a year from now - unlike your average McMansion.

But enough about me. Boy, $3 gallons of gas really stink, don't they? Good thing those SUVs are so darn fuel efficient...