I Support Our Troops

Not that this means I'll actually do anything about it (like volunteer down at the local VA hospital) but I will stand for the odd moment of silence at the next sports event I attend. And while the members of our armed forces are out getting maimed and decapitated in Iraq, I'll be thinking good thoughts about them. Because that's what an army really needs in a time of war. Empty rhetoric and meaningless sentiment on the home front.

And in reference to the late conflict in Vietnam, if I ever see a soldier walking through an airport, I certainly won't spit in his face and call him a baby-killer. (Because, let's face it, those fuckers are crazy. You think I'm going to take a chance on him being armed?)