I love America!

So, uh, all the "sacrifices" we've made so far in Iraq demand exactly one thing. More sacrifice!

That's the trouble with this country. Too many Abrahams and not enough Isaacs.

Oh No!!!!!!

The Yankees lost!!!!! Every last shred of meaning is gone from my life!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(But maybe, just maybe, if we build them a $400 million stadium over here in Jersey, they'll be good again!!!!!!!!!)

Hooray!!!!!!

It's the new fall TV season! Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh bliss to be alive in this dawn!!!!!!!

Take A Stand.... For Freedom!

I tell you, political correctness these days just drives me wild. It used to be that you could speak your mind in this country. That a man could open his mouth and not worry about offending every last little ethnic and "special interest" group. But now, forget about it. You say the least thing wrong, step out of line an inch and the next thing you know, you've got the ACLU camped out on your front lawn. It's sheer friggin' madness.

I mean, really, when was the last time you heard a good WOP monkey-and-organ-grinder joke? Years, right? And don't even get me started about how hard the last subscription drive for the Socialist Worker was! Sheesh!

And to think we used to call this America.

And To Start Off On A Positive Note...

Take a bow, fellas. You certainly deserve it.

Unbelievable!

I actually don't hate the suburbs but like all sane-thinking people everywhere, I do hold a strong dislike for them. As a result, I was kind of surprised to see that this prime piece of real estate was open. And hey, it'll still be worth something a year from now - unlike your average McMansion.

But enough about me. Boy, $3 gallons of gas really stink, don't they? Good thing those SUVs are so darn fuel efficient...